(Source: unorgasm)

 

 

(Source: marcedith)

hellolxsa:

i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.

(Source: thewhiskyboy)

disgustinghuman:

After some quick googling I found out this is from an upcoming movie called Syrup. However, the cinematography here and use of dialogue/narration reminds me of Confessions of a Call Girl which I loved.

mermaidsandmisandry:

dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration

onthesideoftheotters:

crazypeoplejail:

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help me I can’t stop laughing

DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG

dying-planet: mezmorize: la-brea-love: unvivid: WOW OH WOW OH WOW OH WOW WOW ALL THE AWARDS GO TO THIS I WANT EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD TO READ THIS AND UNDERSTAND IT Best thing ever omg Aw so beautiful

dying-planet:

mezmorize:

la-brea-love:

unvivid:

WOW OH WOW OH WOW OH WOW WOW ALL THE AWARDS GO TO THIS I WANT EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD TO READ THIS AND UNDERSTAND IT

Best thing ever omg

Aw

so beautiful

(Source: quaffle-chasers)

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

imgonnamakeachange:

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

omg the perfection of this post

 

 

(Source: chehan)

Haven’t been myself lately. I feel like something is missing but i really don’t know what it is that’s missing. I’m not even close to figuring it out. Everything feels complete yet completely empty. I don’t even feel like I’m alive..

nishlo:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

and do the harlem shake

(Source: syngeist)