December 2011
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cousin: loser. you have no friends. all you do is get on the internet.
me: I AM INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS OKAY I DON'T SEE YOU HAVING FRIENDS FROM SINGAPORE, AUSTRALIA, CANADA, KOREA, THAILAND, GERMANY, FRANCE, NARNIA, MEXICO, BULGARIA LKAJSDLKJASFLKSJDGLKSDF
How to Keep Your Girlfriend Happy
legistics:
Spontaneity- There’s nothing better than going off on an impulse. Call her up and tell her she has a couple of hours to dress up because you guys are going out to the city on a fancy date. It’s a whole lot better than the routine of kicking it at the house and watching some How I met your mother.
Consistency- The thing is, a guy will spend so much of his time and energy to get a...
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random update
I haven’t been active on tumblr like I used to be because, well I don’t really know why lol. So uhhmm random update starts now:
I went to Shenzhen, Macau and Hong Kong last week, stayed in Shenzhen for 3 nights, 1 night in Macau and 2 nights in Hong Kong. I went to Hong Kong Disneyland (which is the first Disneyland I’ve been too) and bhfdsjsoprhgiwhg one of the best days of my...
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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
Concerts are kind of like sex.
live-life-unscripted:
I mean
you’re sweating
the lead singer is sweating over you
looking down at you and smiling at you underneath him
you’re screaming at the top of your lungs
he’s panting after each song
and after the last song
it’s over
your hair is totally fucked up
and he’s putting his shirt back on
and you’re just standing in the crowd like
can I get pregnant from this?
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Robert Sheehan can do me anytime
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Since the start of 2011 I've: →
Cross off what you’ve done:
Gotten a new piercing. Dyed my hair. Ended a relationship. Started a new relationship. Been on a long car/bus journey. Passed an exam. Met someone who’s now an important part of my life. Cried on someone’s shoulder Had a massive fight with a boy/girl. Received flowers. Had a Valentine. Written a letter using pen & paper. Gone to see a therapist. Been...
